Dante ღ

A serious day a friend asked me a question, saying me why i'm serious all the day, i watched at his eyes and i say:
Why is a pizza box square, if the shape is round, and the pieces are triangular?
If a word were misspelled in the dictionary, how would we know?
The world is round and we call it planet. If it were flat ... would we call it round?

Can I store my computer mouse in the trunk of the car with the cat in my car?
Just fun guys!! Hahaha, plz don't delete me :'v